Just got everything setup after my oh 60 hours or so of downtime. Why the downtime? ...
Oh, just ClubUptime.com going out of business with no warning, and a very poor explanation.
Somehow I managed to luck out and have taken a SQL dump from my sites LITTERALLY the day before the servers got disconnected. There were a few not so lucky customers. You can find more over on ClubUptime's facebook wall... presumably for a limited time only!
EDIT: Looks like they got some backups up for not so fortunate customers. Good luck everyone!